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Sunday, January 20, 2008
Current mood: nostalgic

[this entry includes responses that were received via MySpace]

I came of age in the pre-Brookstone pre-Sharper Image pre-Spencer Gifts era. You couldn’t go to the mall and buy a vibrator. There weren’t any there. So if you were a horny lonely young lady, you had to improvise in finding sex toys.

One thing I tried was an empty liquor bottle. Turns out it wasn’t /completely/ empty, which I figured out when the final drop of liquor landed on my labia. OWWWWWWWWWWW

I had a little sculpture bird, kinda round li’l body, a neck/head I could grip, I think it was glass. This little bird was about the right size for play so I tried it. Not so bad when you don’t have anything else… until the day I lost my grip and the little bird went to nest in there and I couldn’t get it out! PANIC! I couldn’t get my hand in, so it was a matter of frantic, violent finger-shoving to try to locate and retrieve the little birdie. After I recovered it (whew!) I was no longer in the mood. LOL

I had one long taper candle on my shelf which I eventually employed. I had to put a plastic bag over it because of course, one doesn’t want wax bits to come off in there. The candle worked well, but over time, the heat of my body added a curve to the “business end” of the candle. I got nervous that eventually someone was going to figure out why the candle was curved.

Finally Spencer Gifts came to our local mall, with its handy-dandy vibrator selection, and I didn’t have to rely on household items anymore. Whew!

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Duct Tape Messiah

interesting to say the least…. humans are funny critters

Posted by Duct Tape Messiah on Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 7:26 PM

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Little man

Hmmmm your bit of writing here has got me to thinking.
maybe “man” wasn’t the first one to discover tools.
smooth rock any one?
LOL take care
Little man

Posted by Little man on Monday, January 21, 2008 at 10:05 AM

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Richard

I saw TV’s Dr. Drew on a talk show, saying that he confiscated all of Mary Carey’s toys when she went into rehab so that they wouldn’t distract her. I would guess that you would be against that.

On the thought of the bird getting stuck in you, I tried to find an old website that showed X-Rays of various objects that hospitals had to remove from people who were sexually experimenting with their orifices. I couldn’t find it. The closest I came to was a site that linked to it, but the link was dead.

Posted by Richard on Sunday, February 03, 2008 at 7:12 AM

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Animal Instinct

I remember a time before the internet when the only way to find BDSM related photos (yours included, Lorelei) was to drive four hours to a much larger city and go to an ADULT bookstore. They had perhaps one or two different titles and they were usually overpriced compared to all the other categories of magazine.

Now, for a meager sum, a cornucopia of delightful perversity parades through my home. America, what a country. I love it!

Posted by Animal Instinct on Wednesday, February 06, 2008 at 2:08 AM

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Domanick

I don’t think it would be impolite to suggest using a nice E-BATH with warm soapy H2O. in the tube with your fav tickler.

Posted by Domanick on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 2:51 PM