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Monday, August 27, 2007
Current mood: relaxed

[this blog entry includes messages that were received via MySpace]

And now, musings about bras.

When I originally moved out here to California, I was a 32B and I weighed around 87 pounds. Over the years I filled out, managed to get over 100 pounds, and settled in as a 32C. In recent years I was able to wear 34B and sometimes 34C bras. (Some women gain & lose a cup size during each month via their cycle - this happens to me too.)

This year I’ve acquired an even larger chest. Seriously. Yes I have some more weight on my hips but it seems that for every ounce I gain on my hips I get two ounces added to my chest. Good genes!

I don’t wear bras or undies day to day, and only need a bra on special occasions. So up to now, when I needed a bra I’d go lift one from the wardrobe room, where we have a box of 32s, a box of 34s and a box of 36s.

The last couple times I tried to do this, none of the bras in none of the boxes seemed to fit correctly.

So I went to a Fredericks of Hollywood and asked a gal there to do a new measurement on me, to see what bra size I am.

Okay so the Fredericks gal measures me and tells me I’m a very difficult size. Even though I’ve been filching 34s, she tells me my rib cage is still technically a 32. It’s never actually gotten much bigger. Then she tells me the cup size is like DD. 32DD is a fairly impossible size bra to find in stock (women rarely have tiny rib cages and big tits) so she suggests I try on some 34Ds.

She brought in these clunky things with big straps and big cups and as I started trying them on I realized “oh my god today is the day I start wearing my mother’s brassieres.”

I’ve noticed though, that wearing a properly-fitting bra is particularly annoying these days because I feel like my tits are seriously up in my face. At this size I find it preferable to be braless so that the breasts settle down a bit and aren’t so high & round. Screw fashion!

Hilariously, Ikaras Jones took some photos of me on Saturday, and we got me dressed and on-set only to decide unanimously (Jon was there too) that my breasts were so large over the corset that it looked goofy. I wound up having to change.

I think part of the reason this chest doesn’t look natural on me is I have an unusual condition where my skull remained child-size throughout my adult life… my head and face are smaller than an adult’s (yes I had to wear children’s eyeglasses). So, put a pair of DD tits under that and it looks a little silly.

Another thing about having a big rack is learning how to sleep. The breasts move here and there and get pinched under the arms etc etc. After a few annoying months of readjusting I seem to have conquered that battle.

New models who come to work with us seem to know right away that I’m carrying real breasts instead of surgical enhancements, and I receive a lot of compliments… ladies are fascinated that I inherited all this. The fact that I hear comments regularly would suggest to me that models tend to constantly ‘check out’ each others’ tit jobs… they’re inspecting the women around them.

Tits is a silly subject for a blog, but I figured that guys must not mind women blathering about their breasts, and women probably relate to the petty annoyances of dealing with bras and all that.

P.S. Re the Saturday shoot - I’m not resuming bondage-modeling, but it occurs occasionally for odd reasons. The Saturday thing was for Ikaras to test his new camera & equipment.

9:20 PM - 7 Comments - 6 Kudos

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elwin the grim

What about when the boys take a stroll on their own, night time wise, Leaving N.R.B. ( No Reason Boner) or E. M. B.’s ( Early Morning Boner) They are their own ” Man”, so to speak with their own clock and fantasy that I slept through….Damn

Posted by elwin the grim on Monday, August 27, 2007 at 11:15 PM

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Duct Tape Messiah

I’m reminded of another friend on my list who’s a friend in real life who is all of 4 ft 8 inches tall and a 32 C cup. On her tiny frame they look enormous. Great, but huge by comparison.

Posted by Duct Tape Messiah on Tuesday, August 28, 2007 at 5:29 AM

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the Shadow

Nice blog topic.

Once again, I hate that I picked up the camera a year or two too late.

But one can dream that all my favorite models would come out of retirement for an evening or two just for me.

One can dream..

All the best to you.
ShadowCrafter

Posted by the Shadow on Tuesday, August 28, 2007 at 5:39 AM

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Pete Puma

What a terrific informational topic. Thank you so much for the insight!

Posted by Pete Puma on Tuesday, August 28, 2007 at 7:44 AM

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Richard

You’re right about guys not minding women talking about their breasts. Any discussion about yours certainly will go a ways to cheering me up.

I’ve never considered your head to be small for your body size. It’s smaller than the average woman’s head, but so is your body height. As far as proportions go, your head doesn’t seem to be abnormally sized. The average adult is 7 - 7 1/2 heads tall (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_proportions). Very tall people, or ideally realized drawings, can be 8 or more heads tall. I’d be curious if you’ve measured your height in “heads tall” to see if yours is much smaller than normal proportions.

I have a hard time imagining your chest size being larger than when I last saw you because you were already pretty spectacularly proportioned.

Posted by Richard on Saturday, September 08, 2007 at 1:48 PM

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Lorelei

I haven’t done the heads-height measuring… I first became aware of my undersized head when I was getting eyeglasses. Women my height are generally able to wear adult glasses. With me, they always wind up having to move me over to sit at the childrens-eyewear selection.

My mother had the same problem. She recounted to me that when she graduated from college, someone dropped in on one of her final classes. They said they were sorry to interrupt the class but they needed to remeasure my mom’s head (for the grad cap) because an error had been made. Mom went into the hallway with them, they remeasured, and were shocked to see that she really DID have a child size head.

Posted by Lorelei on Saturday, October 06, 2007 at 11:17 AM

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